Nesagwa

The Moose and the Power Lines Once upon a time, in an ordinary forest right out side of New Jersey, there live many animals.  One of which was the Moose.  This particular moose was kind hearted and most of the animals liked him, except for Ben Badger, but he hated everyone.  The Moose had a small cottage in the center of the forest.  It was built by his grandfather, passed down to his father, and then passed down to him.  The Moose rather liked the cottage.  It was big enough for a moose, but was still cozy.  It also had extra wide doors so his antlers wouldn't get stuck (Which has happened before.  One time at the Beavers house he got stuc

 INT. CITY HALL. MORNING.          The MAYOR is sitting at his desk reading the          morning paper when he comes across a story about          the robots destroying the science lab. His          ASSISTANT is doing various tasks around the room.                              MAYOR                         (yelling angrily)                    Why didn't anyone tell me about this!                              ASSISTANT                    I wasn't aware of it, Sir.                              MAYOR                    It's your job to be aware of it. I                    can't have these mechanical menaces            

          INT. APARTMENT. MORNING          WAYNE, a doughy guy with a nice beard and long          hair, wakes up. He starts getting ready for          school. He takes a shower, brushes his teeth,          puts his clothes on and then walks into the          kitchen to eat some cereal.          JESSE, the smaller of the two room mates, was          already in the kitchen eating.                              JESSE                    Whats up.                              WAYNE    Nothin, bikes messed up, gotta    get to School.          Jesse begins to hump the air rhythmically.                              JESSE